Anonymous asked:
what do you suggest on this day
I wouldn’t change a single thing about my life except i wish the broiler in my oven had a “medium” setting
The real try not to laugh challennge is trying to keep a straight face during serious zoom meetings whilst looking at funny car decals post :)
Real worker solidarity is texting each other ¾ of the way thru the meeting, discovering that one of you forgot to attend, and using her ignorance as an excuse to complain about the content of the meeting
do you say sure (like sh-ooh-r) or sure (sh-er) bc when i’m watching american tv they mostly say it the first way and it bothers me so much
(via sabertoothwalrus)
car culture advertising…
The real try not to laugh challennge is trying to keep a straight face during serious zoom meetings whilst looking at funny car decals post :)
Actually not being able to read the words improves the experience of the platform
Ready to be a dirty little eyeball whore for the optometrist. Gaping my pupils so she can explore them with her instruments
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
imprisoned serfs are put in shackles and whipped by a gluttonous king as they push a giant wooden wheel that powers the computers liberal journalists use to write articles like “meet the polyamorous couple who are queering the horse glue industry” or whatever the fuck
All the ladies on the metro today wearing sundresses and sneakers:)
Young man on the metro wearing a house arrest bracelet… love that journey for him