literally all bad guys do anymore is polute the earth and mine bitcoin, nobody ties down women to train tracks like they used to anymore
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stop maryland girl hate :(
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I have a doctors appointment a dentist appointment a optometrist appointment a vet appointment for my cat a vet appointment for my lizard a massage appointment for me im so sexy and organized and vaccinated
The horniest coffee mug I’ve ever seen
Goodwill - New Berlin, WI
why is this in the same font as shel silverstein’s poems
he did live in the playboy mansion for a bit so like. there’s a possibility here
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babygirl what the fuck is your problem
sorry *pees quieter*
thank you!
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Tied at the wrists by a snake in a field of roses. La lámpara maravillosa. 1916.
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