santa-destroy-deactivated202211:
Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that
(via bunjywunjy)
schaduwen-deactivated20220817:
everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it
Maybe if you read peonies by mary oliver a few times and have a little cry you’ll feel better. Maybe you’ll try to cherish your humble and silky life a little more
We can go ahead and stop making every even slightly overweight woman on TV butcher than a bulldog. Fat women can be feminine.
Bro where are you seeing fat butches on TV
Looked through the notes and this is who OP is calling “butcher than a bulldog”
(via femmeclefable)
“i have no class, and i got bad taste, and i love him.” words to live by
(via wormspeddler)
they should invent a magnet for wood. nothing complicated. no fancy gadgets. just a simple magnet that attracts wood.
it’s just so baby horseshoe crab
so true lol op I agree with you. Full heartedly
(via lakevida)
the world would be better if suburbs were replaced with forests full of evil wolves
(via liathepenguinologist)
going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms
(via stitchedgirl)