bookerttitantronandthemesong720p:

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers

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asker

Anonymous asked: If I'm white can I still smoke weed?

extremelystressedbookobsessed:

So last night I couldn’t sleep because of my insomnia and I couldn’t stop thinking about this. I mean, try to tell me this isn’t funny… you have no ground to stand on.

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someo1ne:

These incredible creatures are a type of Nudibranch known as the Blue glaucus. These deadly assassins  feed on other pelagic creatures including the venomous cnidarian, . Because the sea slug stores stinging nematocysts from the cnidarian within its own tissues, a human picking up the sea slug may receive a very painful sting.

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baara:
“like 10 years ago I went to my dad’s office for the day and made this list of swears I knew (I was 7)
fast forward to now and apparently he kept it and now it’s hanging on his wall for him to always remember
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baara:

like 10 years ago I went to my dad’s office for the day and made this list of swears I knew (I was 7)

fast forward to now and apparently he kept it and now it’s hanging on his wall for him to always remember

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thegryphonsnest:
“Art Nouveau Toad Inkwell by Tiffany
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thegryphonsnest:

Art Nouveau Toad Inkwell by Tiffany

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asker

armorawk asked:

One leg being missing is only a cause for euthanization in raptors and larger birds right? Or are city pigeons missing a foot also that miserable?

theramseyloft:

ordinaryredtail:

ordinaryredtail:

I have no idea. @theramseyloft would be able to weigh in.

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I’m not sure if this tags them again, so i screenshotted the ask, but they should get a notif with the tag!

Pigeons are cliff nesters, not perching-type birds like raptors and songbirds.

As long as they can balance, all the perches provided are flat, and the stump is not painful to bear weight on, amputee pigeons can have good quality of life.

The city pigeons you see “missing a foot” are not actually missing the foot. Just the toes.

The toes connect to a very small sole, but the sole can still safely and comfortably bear the weight of a bird the size of a feral or smaller.

Larger birds than homers will struggle with that mich weight on such a small surface with no padding or distribution.

The most common cause of toe loss in ferals is string or human hair getting tangled around their toes.

Pigeons are dextrous the way mobile tweezers with a very fine tip are.

They can pick up something very small, but when they pick up a strand of hair or string that was tangled around their toes and tug to remove it, the rest of the length constricts.

Human hair in particular fits perfectly between the scales on their toes, and once tugged tight, even those dexterous little tweezer beaks can’t reach it any more.

The circulation to the rest of the toe is neatly cut off, and if not untangled in a few hours, the toe will die and break off after it hardens in a few days.

Pigeons usually get tangled in passively shed hair (as they do not line their nests with fur and thus don’t seek it out), but it’s common for misinformed humans to leave gifts if hair for songbirds to nest in.

Human hair is as dangerous for songbirds as it is for pigeons. Do not leave what you have cleaned from your brush for the birds.

Leave what’s cleaned from your pet’s brushes.

Dog and rabbit fur are the best nest material gifts for the songbird species who fur line, though horse and cat fur are also generally accepted.

johnzari:

johnzari:

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this show is gonna be life changing

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im fucking devastated right now

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powermonk:

pirogieses:

powermonk:

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so tired of this lich twink

audibly sigh groaned …. we predicted this we fucking predicted it

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correct

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

everyone’s got that one buddy who’s an imp who torments them with demonic energy

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erowid:
“1975 custom Levi jacket
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erowid:

1975 custom Levi jacket

reallyreallyreallytrying:

the little signs on the wall at the museum are for the nutritional information. “wire and canvas, 2019” ok so not a snack and it’s expired. great

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gradienty:
“Chardonnay Bahia (#fdcc8f to #9ae307)
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gradienty:

Chardonnay Bahia (#fdcc8f to #9ae307)