the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters
If you think about it we spend like a third of our lives wearing night guards to prevent us from grinding our teeth. Like im 27 so I’ve spent 9 years wearing a squishy plastic thing in my mouth to keep my teeth from destroying each other. If you were 99 you would have been wearing a night guard that tastes like your own saliva for longer than I’ve been alive so far
had a friend whose spice cabinet was completely unlabelled and all the jars were porcelain animals but you couldn't even see them because they weren't clear and the only way to open them was to twist it and gently lift the lid. cute? very. practical? absolutely the fuck not. cooking at her house was a nightmare and a half and she knows where and which each spice is but would never tell us and watched us flounder as pots boiled AND she would sometimes even switch where she put them
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
