hungwy:

being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

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bigsmilenobitterness:

the wikipedia app is a healthy and satisfying replacement for social media like nicotine gum or whole wheat hamburger buns

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wetcetera:

They call him captain ahab because assigned harpoon at birth

(via wormspeddler)

frascati:

frascati:

yeah im hangin out on this paper bc it smelled really good and sexy and yeah its a little sticky but i could leave any time i want to. ive been in this one place a little bit stuck but its totally my choice. i could leave any time.

no yeah im just hangin out in this apple cider vinegar bc it smelled good haha its a little soapy idk why but no its chill im just hangin out i could leave whenever.

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

powerfulwizard:

powerfulwizard:

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I like the Burger King logo in the corner implying this is an advertisement

Wait a second

(via unclefather)

asker

trippykayy asked:

im sorry about your balls Mr. j :(

straycatj:

👍

ina-gartens-weave:

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we have to say it

(via utopians)

I’m going to come right out and say it. I consider the Christmas episode where they go to bob’s dad’s diner noncanonical even though the part where gene is covered in beans is really funny

One of my favorite genres of tumblr post is when someone ecstatically summarizes a piece of media in a tone that suggests they’re revealing something insightful

deathandmysticism:

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Goldfish breeds and other aquarium fishes, their care and propagation, 1908

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netoey:

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

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parasitoidism:

When you die they count up the amount of times you’ve been referred to as “op” on the internet and If it’s over a certain amount you go straight to hell