nineherbscharm:

the uk needs to decrim weed so the great british baking show can have edibles week

(via screamydreamy)

cutesign:

Cheap 35mm film cameras, from FUUVI, are packaged cutely in the shape of juice boxes. The straw becomes the shutter button. 

cutesign

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geniusoflove:

geniusoflove:

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i forgot i made a wag account for a fake dog i have to leave a review for my friend as a walker or whatever so when i recieved this email about my Dear PeePee i almost died

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PeePee my impossibly large bedlington terrier that looks exactly like david byrne

(via zsnes)

shock:

shock:

the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei’s or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn’t matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day… coexist.

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the essence of pride but the soup is secret camel bag vodka

(via mens-rights-activia)

pangur-and-grim:

straycatj:

ありがとう

でもオレぱんが一さんほどじゃないですよ

Thanks very much, but I’m not so important as much as Pangur-san

pamlikethespray:

the most important cats on tumblr are @straycatj and @pangur-and-grim. i don’t make the rules, sorry.

彼女はゴミの赤ちゃんです

oh no Mr. J, she is a worm of ill repute and little strategic value

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(via bunjywunjy)

yakubgodgave:
“ “Bulgarian Child Eating a Rat” by Salvador Dali, 1939
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yakubgodgave:

“Bulgarian Child Eating a Rat” by Salvador Dali, 1939

(via polkadotmotmot)

full-o-sass:

“Like Juliet” fashion spread from Sassy, September 1993.

(via commedessgarcons)

wreckitrm:

lactating-deactivated20220703:

pride flag for girls who only smoke other people’s weed

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dappermouth:

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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inber:

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Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

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Guy in my online history course who is scared to write “black people” and instead alternates between African American and African-American