I don’t understand people who don’t know what the weather is going to be like every day. Like there’s literally a magic button on the screen you look at for hours every that will tell you the Exact temperature outside and an accurate prediction for the days ahead and yet Wait a sec i just remembered about cars. I forgot that a lot of people drive everywhere in cars and only experience weather in 45 second bursts
Oh what i was going to say was how bad all of our ancestors would have Loved constant up-to-date weather predictions. But they would also probably love fabntastic metal death boxes that can go twice as fast as a horse. And guns and antibiotics
I don’t understand people who don’t know what the weather is going to be like every day. Like there’s literally a magic button on the screen you look at for hours every that will tell you the Exact temperature outside and an accurate prediction for the days ahead and yet Wait a sec i just remembered about cars. I forgot that a lot of people drive everywhere in cars and only experience weather in 45 second bursts
I just saw the most insane nsfw thing in the staff caf.. i thought i was the only person in there but i heard this loud fast thumping and i turned around and there was this GUY near the top of a 10 foot ladder doing something with the ceiling and he was SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT back and forth REALLY FAST to WALK the ladder around to different parts of the ceiling!!! I didn’t know what to do i just started laughing like it’s been a while since i had to do any osha training but I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to do it
i think kendall should start publicly dating a theyfab & cause the worst discourse imaginable at a roy family event
connor, supportive: so does this mean kendall is coming out to us?
roman: oh yeah let’s celebrate kendall’s dick finally falling off from all the coke and now he can apparently only fuck other weird-looking lesbians.
connor: there’s nothing wrong with being a weird-looking lesbian. in fact, some forecasters are saying that after the climate collapse—
shiv: okay but they’re obviously not a lesbian if they’re dating kendall. right? it’s very possible to be non-binary and also attracted to men.
roman: oh fuck off with your little love is love pussy-eating hats whatever the fuck. did you learn that from rupaul?
shiv: rupaul? seriously? is that the one gay person you can think of? rupaul?
roman: i can think of another. your husband.
tom, laughing uncomfortably: sorry to disappoint, roman, but i am in deep unquenchable lust for my wife, who happens to be a beautiful woman.
(after an awkward silence, jokingly) but i do identify as ‘metrosexual,’ right, kendall?
kendall, extremely high: what the fuck are you guys even fucking talking about
greg, making conversation w kendall’s date in the corner of the room: so um. i presume you, like, are familiar with the, um, music of the… boys genius, as they are known?
Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it’s loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it’s a sex thing for me
Some people are saying this looks deadly but its actually 100% edible and has a mild flavor!! The blue is from acid compounds reacting to oxygen in the air :)
