A man on tumblr calling my blog a “pathetic diary”… Bro what do you think tumblr is for. You are a man on a womens website. Worry about that.
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Tbh it does feel a little sexy and glamorous as a postgrad adult to be like oh i have to write a PAPER for my CLASS. That I’m taking on purpose after already graduating from college. Yes I’m 27 and i have papers to write… im so smart I’m doing school again because my brain is so big. Oh I remember when i was in UNDERGRAD… you probably just call it college because you just went once. Well not me. I’m stressed out from assignments that i chose to do on purpose
If I disappear under mysterious circumstances tonight. Then I won’t have to write this paper
I just don’t know how many papers i have left in me 😞
Wish i could just call my professor on the phone and just tell him what im going to write in my paper. Like ok so. in 1820….
Babe wake up weβre sorting r/twosentencehorror by controversial again
I just don’t know how many papers i have left in me 😞
Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio
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