imeverywoman420:

A man on tumblr calling my blog a “pathetic diary”… Bro what do you think tumblr is for. You are a man on a womens website. Worry about that.

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magichemist:

yenay-hanfu:

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stliz:

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Ok cancel that last post WHAT what did i want bill hader to playfully do vjcgydfjbk

Tbh it does feel a little sexy and glamorous as a postgrad adult to be like oh i have to write a PAPER for my CLASS. That I’m taking on purpose after already graduating from college. Yes I’m 27 and i have papers to write… im so smart I’m doing school again because my brain is so big. Oh I remember when i was in UNDERGRAD… you probably just call it college because you just went once. Well not me. I’m stressed out from assignments that i chose to do on purpose

If I disappear under mysterious circumstances tonight. Then I won’t have to write this paper

jeezypetes:

I just don’t know how many papers i have left in me 😞

Wish i could just call my professor on the phone and just tell him what im going to write in my paper. Like ok so. in 1820….

weaver-z:

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Babe wake up we’re sorting r/twosentencehorror by controversial again

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anguirus:

ITS THURSDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!

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I just don’t know how many papers i have left in me 😞

wunky:

Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio

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