Hi everyone i just invented a new soda its a mix of chai tea concentrate (like they use for lattes) with seltzer i call it Dr. Spit (female doctor). That’s all, thank you

alekivz:
“my fave flowers are poppies, but fave animal? there’s so many good ones out there…
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alekivz:

my fave flowers are poppies, but fave animal? there’s so many good ones out there…

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truestoriesaboutme:

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They shouldn’t have allowed me in this Hobby Lobby

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slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

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3 years ago today this wretched post was unleashed

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patrocles:

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

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miradademujer:

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Horns πŸπŸ‚

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noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:

girl bloggers who like all your vent posts do what psychiatry can’t

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tytoalbion:

tytoalbion:

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

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niedopalek:

scariest food names 

3. blood sausage 

 2. ghost pepper 

1. deviled eggs

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