jigsaw voice hello simon and garfunkel. you chose to title your 1970 album “bridge over troubled water”. the water i’ve placed you in is troubled indeed - troubled by hundreds of hungry flesh-eating piranhas. access to the bridge will be granted once you manage to come to an agreement to end your decades-long feud with each other and become friends again.
@metalgf2000 submitted: Also, one of the leopard slugs that eat my garbage when it rains!!!
What a beautiful trash friend! I hope they have enjoyed all your delicious garbage. Please tell any garbage pals I say hello next time you see them. This one is especially large and beautiful! A+ eyestalks :)
