aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them
(via bunjywunjy)
hello i’ve come to you today because we are friends and i want to show you something cool here is a hardcover copy of my templeton the rat fan fic. quick synopsis it goes over all his funny adventures at the fair, as well as how his animal friends back at home react to his escapades. he almost dies alot but his strength of will alone keeps him alive no matter what. he is friends will wilbur the pig and charlotee the spider do u like it? yay you like it yay yay yaaaaaay! hahaha i’m glad you like it i’m so glad you do this is why were best friends you always agree with everything i say and you do whatever i ask you to you’re such a good friend so yah ily. ok bye bye i gotta go but i’ll be back i gotta write more storys for my friends online to laugh at and be happy and enjoy as much as i do and you too. ok bye
(via boy-crazy123456)
About to watch the episode of rick and morty my coworker said emotionally devastated him
It can’t possibly have been that one
Gray Catbird juvenile (Dumetella carolinensis)
July 2, 2021
Southeastern Pennsylvania
I saw one of these a few weeks ago and it was BEEPING and its parent came and put a bug in its mouth :)
(via feministdeathparty)
About to watch the episode of rick and morty my coworker said emotionally devastated him
Hi everyone i just invented a new soda its a mix of chai tea concentrate (like they use for lattes) with seltzer i call it Dr. Spit (female doctor). That’s all, thank you
Oh no i made a new soda its GIN! Its just gin and seltzer with a lemon slice
