The CDC says it’s now ok to drink from that stump in the woods that has been collecting liquid for the last few years
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Mitja, 17
“I’m wearing mostly trifted clothes and I borrowed the shirt from my friend. I’m currently inspired by 80’s trad goths and other weird stuff I find on the internet.”
12 June 2021, Kalevankatu
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milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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May I present to you Dennis Reynolds quotes that I say on a daily basis
I didn’t want to tell you guys but i think its kind of sexy when house calls cuddy mom or mommy. There i said it are you happy now
This story is pure fiction that has no bearing in reality and no one can prove otherwise.
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Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn’t want to be him.
Or sometimes we would call him this guy. “Get a load of this guy,” we would say. But that was sarcasm. You didn’t really want anyone to get a load of the guy.
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