bogleech:

first-order-simulacra:

newkidsonmycock36:

giffindersite:

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Scarecrow level=1000

lets get sillay

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

Ghostfaceโ€™s grandma real excited about her cabbages

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missfag:

maykrs-deactivated20211025:

i dont care about men with long hair

please stop this. i know this isn’t in your heart.

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baradragon:

so many people hate shinji cause he whines like a bitch but hes 14…… some of yall are pushing 30 and lash out when the military propaganda movie doesnt have enough gay baiting

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maricoin:

‘let people enjoy things’ should be about drugs and anal sex not like bbc’s sherlock

(via empathviv)

straycatj:

straycatj:

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ใกใฃใ€ๆœใƒกใ‚ทใฎใ‚ใ„ใ ใซๅฎถไธปใŒใ‚‚ใ†ใตใ‚’ ใปใ—ใ‚„ใŒใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ‚ˆ

Shit, my landlady has already aired the blanket out while my breakfast

็š†ใ•ใ‚“ใ‚ชใƒฌใŒ ใ‚„ใ‚“ใกใ‚ƒใชๅ…ƒใฎใ‚‰ใ“ใจใ„ใ†ใ˜ใ˜ใคใ‚’ ใ‚ใ™ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ‹

Iโ€™m afraid all of you forgotten the fact I was a naughty stray cat

(via smokedsalmoniloveyou)

ex-girlfiend:

smokedsalmoniloveyou:

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White Dog, 2006, by Aya Takano

I wanted to look this up and this dog is fucking huge

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Im pitching my idea for a sci fi medical drama to the cbs producers in my head please donate to my kickstarter

swingria:

So glad to be a human being, wash my body and consume nutrients every day, I hope there is no hidden pain or fear involved lol

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warabou:

owobomber:

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the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

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socialmaya:

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this image was created by AI using the prompt โ€œBrutalist Amusement Parkโ€

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revoltinglittleworm:

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vintage onion ballerina costume

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asker

Anonymous asked:

Henry is afraid of straws??? ELABORATE PLEASE? I need stories. I'm guessing when he was a but a wee goldfish fry in his bowl someone stuck a straw in and tried to drink him.

sidetongue:

I wish I had a story for you but in all honesty, I don’t know why they’re scary! No one else is frightened of them - just Hen! The goldfish theory is extremely plausible though and I reckon you’re onto something