triangle from gravity falls is unfuckable! he has never been fucked and will never be fucked, due to the fact he is a triangle and kind of a dick
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I’m going to cause problems on accident
Anonymous asked:
hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???
log back out bestie its not worth it
teaching my 2 y/o son to smoke on a porch to calm down when he feels like crying
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Value Village, Spokane, WA
Jacked Mickey ™ t shirt and a creepy candle thing. Video to prove the candle thing is v creepy.
A nation divided
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ecosocialist degrowth means all American adults will be allotted no more than three graphic t shirts to last them 5 years (one “funny” design, one “cool” design, and one with the name of the largest local college)
like calling urself an empath is like being like ”oh yeah im a blinker i have this thing were my eyelids just naturally closes and opens to moisturise my eyes its just a gift i was born with” like bitch yeah humans blink why are u telling us that like its some superhuman ability weirdo







