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Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper

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holyth3firm-deactivated20200430:

steampunk pussy taste like pennies 😂😂😂😂annnnnd. Post.

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The pandemic turned social interaction into such a trip for me lmfao any time i spend interacting with potential friends (or anyone I didn’t hang out w last year pre-vax) i am exhilarated and electric and i feel like the most beautiful and interesting person on earth and the people I’m with are so exquisite and wonderful and i want to hold their hands and talk to them forever…. Then, later, the shame hangover…. Agonizing over every detail of every encounter and exactly what things i said that made everyone in the room wish i was dead ☠️

tohakumaru:

A big thanks to the first applicant for residency to Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere - @Ghoulfangs. After consideration of your application, the town has decided upon a two-storey home for you accommodation. As an address has been provided, your certificate and home catalogue will be going postal :)

th-th-th-thats-all-folks:
“shiftythrifting:
“Antique embalming table on Facebook
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th-th-th-thats-all-folks:

shiftythrifting:

Antique embalming table on Facebook

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prokopetz:

Carpenter ants: a known problem with known solutions.

Plumber ants: weird but manageable.

Electrician ants: this is where the trouble starts.

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tokissland:

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jean paul gaultier gloves

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koi-janai asked:

Mr J you are so beautiful!! your apprentice too!

straycatj:

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ใ†ใ—ใ‚ใฏใ‚“ใถใ‚“ ใƒ•ใƒจใ‚ฆใชใฎใงใ™

Iโ€™m so sorry but the latter half isnโ€™t necessaryโ€ฆ

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fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

No they wouldn’t

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Your humor isn’t funny. I don’t appreciate it at the dinner table. And neither does Michelle.

samsketchbook:

samsketchbook:

Happy Birthday, Birthday Sprinkles !

don’t forget to queue so Birthday Sprinkles can visit you on your birthday, as is his god given task

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figdays:
“ Cute Rats Sticker Sheet // CardinalCrowns
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