Strawberry Bow Scrunchie // threadsbytie
The pandemic turned social interaction into such a trip for me lmfao any time i spend interacting with potential friends (or anyone I didn’t hang out w last year pre-vax) i am exhilarated and electric and i feel like the most beautiful and interesting person on earth and the people I’m with are so exquisite and wonderful and i want to hold their hands and talk to them forever…. Then, later, the shame hangover…. Agonizing over every detail of every encounter and exactly what things i said that made everyone in the room wish i was dead ☠️
A big thanks to the first applicant for residency to Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere - @Ghoulfangs. After consideration of your application, the town has decided upon a two-storey home for you accommodation. As an address has been provided, your certificate and home catalogue will be going postal :)
Carpenter ants: a known problem with known solutions.
Plumber ants: weird but manageable.
Electrician ants: this is where the trouble starts.
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The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.
No they wouldn’t
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Your humor isn’t funny. I don’t appreciate it at the dinner table. And neither does Michelle.
Happy Birthday, Birthday Sprinkles !
don’t forget to queue so Birthday Sprinkles can visit you on your birthday, as is his god given task
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