titleknown:

disincarnation:

I’ve just found a lovely little book published in 1897 called “animal land where there are no people.” the illustrator drew all these creatures based on her 4-year-old daughter’s descriptions and I. I.

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there’s way more and they are all exactly this wonderful

@finalposs

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icarusfellintomyarms:

I can’t identify the emotion this woman’s commentary is making me feel

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onlinebeast:

Ketchup is for men, Mayonnaise is for boys, and Mustard… Well… I mustn’t say.

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solfungus-deactivated20220629 asked:

parmesan and mozzarella are like dad and mom of cheeses

mx-selfdestruct:

goobra:

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

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the whiplash of these notes

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magicalandsomeweirdhometours:

This home in Dallas, Texas is for sale, but it’s not what it seems. It looks nice, but it’s nothing but a façade- the windows aren’t real- you can up close, that they’re black Lexan. 

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It reminds me of a Texas version of the brownstone façade at 58 Joralemon St., Brooklyn, NY. It’s no longer a brownstone, it’s a hidden subway vent, emergency exit, and some kind of electrical power facility. It, too, has black Lexan faux windows.

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Both homes have heavy industrial doors that are giveaways. 

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Instead of a lovely entrance, this is what you see when you enter the front door. 

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And, this is what you see if you walked thru the front of 58 Joralemon St.

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At least this building is well-lit and not as creepy as 58 Jorelemon St. I wonder what it was, and why they don’t want it anymore.

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It has lots of storage.

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It also has lots of power and if the city power goes out, you’d have a huge diesel generator.

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Enclosed courtyard. 

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The “roof” of 58 Joralemon- the open ventilation. 

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Nice circular drive.

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The real estate description of the house. It can be yours for $989,000.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13229-Southview-Ln-Dallas-TX-75240/118222349_zpid/?