i invite you over to my house and while we’re greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell “down boy! DOWN! NO!” and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
It’s soooo funny when natural/spiritual healing practitioners are like “sure i would go to a ~western doctor~ if i broke my leg” i wanna know WHY. If your touch/prayers/herbal supplements can cure cancer and diabetes and viral infections and autoimmune disorders why CANT they fix a broken leg. Why not. If you can repair dna and heal squishy inner organs why can’t you make the bone grow back together. Please help me understand
a fact about me is that i collect cooking videos where people do things to food that god himself could not imagine and i make people watch them with little warning
there’s a guy who my boyfriend and i are obsessed with who we call “the yorkshire chef”
in reality, he’s probably a perfectly nice person but every video he makes has the aesthetic of a snuff film and every recipe he concocts feels dreamed up by someone who has never actually eaten food before
he has a pizza recipe video that i have watched at least a dozen times and i don’t know how to describe it other than to say the end product does not involve dough, tomato sauce, or cheese
in it, he says “beef is one of the few things that actually works in a blender,” an assertion so utterly divorced from reality as i know it that hearing it made me feel like a lovecraft protagonist
i’ll include a link but ask that no one be rude or leave mean comments. please let the yorkshire chef thrive, unbothered.
also, please understand that you cannot predict a single part of this recipe and will be different by the end of it.
This praying mantis sculpture, by Kirk Jellum, sits next to the Container Park in downtown Las Vegas. It is 40 feet tall, can move its head in time to music, and shoots flames from its antennae at night. Needless to say, I love it.
