Last time i got to the point of actually scheduling my drivers test our car broke down on the day of and the next day i started getting horrible chronic migraines that lasted for months….. now I’m mostly recovered and got an extension on my permit bc of covid but i went to my test today and the only person who had access to the database my proof of drivers ed is in (bc i took it 9 years ago lol) was OUT so I couldn’t take it. I have 1 more chance to try n take it before my permit expires but im starting to feel like god doesn’t want me on the roads 😞😞😞
an air fryer is not a fryer nor is it a microwave its a desktop convection oven i wish more people understood this and i wish that the gulf war never happened
My dream job is to be like those naked sushi platter women but with a warm food that I can kinda slop around in. I want businessmen to serve themselves from a vat of spaghetti marinara that I’m napping in
Sucking down a Newport as some kinnies carrd activates my mkultra training inadvertently and i start walking towards the nearest head of state in a straight line
Oh also i am like a landmine rat when it comes to tasting individual hot peppers from the garden before putting them in food i cook for my parents. I finish cooking with a paper towel soaked in milk wrapped around an ice cube held to my lips bc they’re so old if they eat something that spicey they could die
I’m girlbossing my parents by slowly shifting the cheese:vegetables ratio in my healthy mac n cheese towards vegetables. I’m also eating all the cookies bc my dad has prediabetes but he won’t stop buying them
