I GOT MY LICENSE I’m no longer a 27 year old who lives in her parents basement and doesn’t have a driver’s license i am now a 27 year old who lives in her parents basement and does have a driver’s license!!!!!!

misspuppylove:

siphonophorenet:

I’m gonna get into competitive tiddly winks btw

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Gotta learn the proper terminology

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zsnes:

redrivershore:

Biting a very sour strawberry

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a gnome would make this post

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clickityweasel:

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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shiftythrifting:

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Goodwill in Savannah, GA. $3.99

clockworkwizard-moved-deactivat:

clockworkwizard-moved-deactivat:

driving gloves are so slutty and for what. that hole in the back of the glove? that’s the boob window for the back of your hand.

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idk there’s just something about them.

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tordenvejr:

ur not evil babe ur experiencing a human emotion

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wakandamama:

blondebrainpower:

Worms discover the fresh food section 

They composting bebe

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asker

Anonymous asked:

i enjoy eating pussy now but the first time i did it i gagged because hentai made me believe it would taste like watermelon and strawberries when in fact pussy tastes like pussy.

sexhaver:

leaving anon on really gives me a deeper appreciation for the priests who sit in confession booths

devon-aoki:
“ clayfacemask:
“ adapto:
“ stop
”
Im not gay can you explain this?
”
the burrito turned him straight
”

devon-aoki:

clayfacemask:

adapto:

stop

Im not gay can you explain this?

the burrito turned him straight

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