My work partner said he was “going to hawaii with his family” for “spring break” but he’s been gone for two weeks and I’m starting to wonder if that was just an unfamiliar euphemism
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
(via weirdolesbo)
No one wants to talk about the huge painful zit on my lower lip that i just squeezed the goop out of and cleaned carefully in front of the mirror at my work bc there’s something the matter with me
I need to GET OUT of EVERYTHING EVER
i can’t explain well but does anyone else feel that swag is for boys and class is for men?
I love audiobooks so much but one of their great powers and great sins is how they make poor writing unbearable… like if i was reading i might just skim past awkward phrasing unnecessary adverbs etc but hearing a real human read them out loud makes me want to turn inside out and die
Why did the extremely beautiful goth woman who works somewhere in my building choose to sit on the opposite side of the otherwise empty courtyard, facing me. I can’t even look up now I’m forced to look at my phone.
