littlebluetransgenguin:

(to the tune of ‘mambo no. 5’)
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5,
a little bit of mambo no. 5 

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thoodleoo:

postilionstruckbylightning:

thoodleoo:

you know what? fuck you *replaces all the boards in your ship with different boards until you aren’t sure whether it’s the same ship anymore*

You know what? Fuck you back *builds exact replica of the ship with the discarded original boards*

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vergak:

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speakingintongues1983mp3download:

lesbian-toddhoward:

give me booboo wheel… i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

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visareofshe:

beabadoobee for face magazine.

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ceekari:

unpretty:

megs-mayhem:

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

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zacharylevis:

LIL NAS X
2021 | Heather Hazzan ph. for Variety: Power of Young Hollywood

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bauliya:

bauliya:

bauliya:

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you’ve never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we’re all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn’t return footballs

nature of humanity is that we’re all big fat hypocrites! thank you

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trans-mouse:

silver-sivien:

panzerschwanzwagen:

silver-sivien:

can i interest u in a box of friend??

a box of biohazard maybe

the only hazard here is ur attitude

its him… its earl grey…

(via skyllion-uwu)

skeetshoot:

 robert pattinson to star in A24′s upcoming casey frey biopic

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shiftythrifting:
“Sellers description: These two pots are a great pair. The white pot looks terribly sad, but surely the happy terracotta pot will cheer it up. A talking point in the kitchen, and your onions will love them!
”

shiftythrifting:

Sellers description: These two pots are a great pair. The white pot looks terribly sad, but surely the happy terracotta pot will cheer it up. A talking point in the kitchen, and your onions will love them!

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foulserpent:

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wild beast

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