no way rat time….. @ratboy98 can you assess this guy’s RAT STATS from one image alone
Whiskers: Silly
Ears: Perfect
Speed: 3000 mph
Forklift certified: Yes
Professional qualifications: PhD in hunting for crumbs
here’s exactly what’s going to happen. Universal studios is going to put out a remake of ET. However, they are going to make the main character just a little bit older but still not an adult. In addition to this, the main character will be given a piercing on his face and may be long bangs, because by then, e boy style will not be cool anymore I mean it isn’t already but by that time it will be like when people make “punk“ characters that look like shit. ETA will be re-design as a sort of slender man type of guy or perhaps like the scary ghost from outlast, but he will have two big wet Pixar eyes. The fandom will have the exact same reaction that happened in stranger things where it is a bunch of insane white women going fucking crazy over the dynamics of kids fictional kids. However it will also be similar to the invaders in fandom. pretty much everybody who is in interested in approaching the ET remake from the fandom lens will be in it for the shipping, it will be a weird blend of so-called monster fuckers with horrible fucking taste and fandom a mom types. The main arguments in the sand and will be that the main ship, which is Elliot I just remember the characters name and ET being fucked up. it obviously is, but the main arguments will be this: That Elliot is too young and they have to age him up, or that it is even still problematic if they do that because in human society ET has the mind of a child but on his society he’s probably Einstein or something. People will say it is able is to not let ET fuck. People will try to make self inserts to fuck with ET So they don’t have to be problematic with Elliot. The truth of the matter is that every single person who engages with the film, thinks any sexual thoughts about ET, or any of the characters based on the ET movie , regardless of Star Trek level discourse of which alien is OK to fuck when and why,  Will be burning in hell for eternity for their transgressions. If you’re wondering why this post looks weird it’s because I dictated it voice to text because I am actively being pursued on foot in a dark street
hey guys i’m ok, just fought off some guys from universal with judo self defense, i’m going to a safe house in the balkans
stop tagging this as unreality i’m in Albania
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Our roku is having issues and it is literally tearing my family apart
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each otherβ¦ like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?π³
THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DONβT KNOW WHO THIS βHARRYβ PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW
op is the only valid person iβve ever met. everyone else needs to come to the light
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Websites on the internet will tell you to take potentially mold-infested items outside to “dry out in the sun” as if it isn’t 10x moister out. There than it is in my closet…
I’m craving jello :/
I’m craving jello but the cvs on my way home didn’t have any and I’m scared to go back outside to try the 7-11 bc its so hot and I already washed the stink off when i got home I don’t want to get restinked :/
They didn’t have jello at the 7-11 but they had peruvian gelatin desert mix at the international market and also purple corn beverage mix which i am excited to try. Stink was kept to a minimum
Greek Gold Roundel with Bees, 7th Century BC
The goldwork technique seen here is called granulation, in which the goldsmith uses minute spheres of gold to create texture and pattern. This method was adopted by the Greeks from the Eastern Mediterranean in the 8th and 7th century BC. This piece has affinities with a group of objects from the island of Rhodes dating to 650-600 BC.
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your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. i would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.
(via wizardpotions)
I’m craving jello :/
I’m craving jello but the cvs on my way home didn’t have any and I’m scared to go back outside to try the 7-11 bc its so hot and I already washed the stink off when i got home I don’t want to get restinked :/
Russian car mod
Based
I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get
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