weird-u-deactivated20210917:

the sexual tension between you and no one. bestie you run a tumblr.

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bebemoon:

not some of you telling me you’ve never seen the cantilène “pavlova” fragrance bottle from the 70′s with its dying swan cap

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official-kircheis:

literallymechanical:

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Hey so here is the official US Department of Agriculture guide to obliterating animal carcasses with explosives, complete with diagrams. It has a very strong opening thesis.

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What’s easier: dragging an 1100 pound horse carcass out of the woods, or carting in 50 pounds of explosives to obliterate it?

The document also has some very important tips you might not have considered Re: obliterating large animals.

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Do you want to totally obliterate a large animal, or is acceptable to simply scatter the remains into more manageable pieces? Either way, you’re in luck! The numbers given above are for “partial obliteration and dispersal,” but if you truly do need to vaporize a horse, the USDA has you covered.

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Side note, I’ve read the word “obliteration” so many times it has lost all meaning.

Anyway, I hope you find this information useful. Remember: there’s no use beating a dead horse when you can obliterate it instead!

In 1970 the Oregon Highway Division used 450 kg of dynamite to get rid of a dead whale

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wordfather:

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some great ideas on how to be a menace to society

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marxheadroom:

jiubilant:

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this is messing with my head. invaluable information

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Freuds unrestrained search for eel penis

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jeezypetes:

Hi I can’t stop thinking about yesterday when i was hanging out with some artsy ladies and one of them said in a tone of such disgust “She probably doesn’t even believe in astrology” givchjjnk it was like that shrek thing hold on a sec

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Hi I can’t stop thinking about yesterday when i was hanging out with some artsy ladies and one of them said in a tone of such disgust “She probably doesn’t even believe in astrology” givchjjnk it was like that shrek thing hold on a sec

plastidecor:

plastidecor:

jack stauber

This video has fucking ruined my life I’ll be trying to fall asleep and then my brain blares “you don’t need to like my… bug art… its okay”

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“Carved Rose Quartz Rabbit
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the-jewel-spot:

Carved Rose Quartz Rabbit

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wyklefjean:

Georges Hobeika S/S 2018 Haute Couture

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