gaylorsie:

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this is literally what he funniest paragraph on earth i want to lock him and andrew garfield in a room so they can talk about being open to any impulses that might arise at any moment. Hall is a vegan

(via filmnoirsbian)

legendary-scholar:
“Yellow throated martin caught on camera trap in Far East of Russia.
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legendary-scholar:

Yellow throated martin caught on camera trap in Far East of Russia.

(via intergalactic-romantic)

Me n my cat lying on my shag rug five feet apart bc I keep trying to pet her and she’s not in the mood

lissar-deactivated20220127:

new tag game: the thing you most often pretended to be as a kid—whether it was a horse, a bride, a queen, a specific character, a knight, a lawyer, a baby, anything—is symbolically representative of you currently. what is it for you?

(via filmnoirsbian)

voiceofnature:

Faerie Haven by Devajoy Gouss and Julie Jumper from Faerie Magazine

(via homoidiotic)

justseventeen:
“May 1972. ‘This is hair that’s just been shampooed in Clairol herbal essence shampoo. Crystal clean and shining and manageable and it smells like the first day of spring.’
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justseventeen:

May 1972. ‘This is hair that’s just been shampooed in Clairol herbal essence shampoo. Crystal clean and shining and manageable and it smells like the first day of spring.’

(via smokedsalmoniloveyou)

I’m listening to a british audiobook and the narrator is talking about a man touching her thru her KNICKERS im gonna throw up

Part of what makes hearing dieting advice so tough for me is that it triggers my own latent ed thoughts and the other point is that i spent years suffering and trying to free myself from an eating disorder and it feels like most people around me are on the other side trying to break their way into developing an eating disorder and are angry at themselves for failing

mrschwartz:

brucespringsteendotcom:

brucespringsteendotcom:

born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear him shout β€œi was born in the usa” and be like yeah this is patriotic

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You just don’t get commentary like this anywhere else

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(via excusemethatsnotcanon)