this makes me so sad. its supposed to be smoked but its just sitting in a police station like. like a caged brid. a sea wourld whale. they are putting it out for a show but it doesnt get treated how it deservees
That shit from back in the day when doctors said women shouldn’t ride trains bc the speed would jostle their feminine organs around too much is so real every time i ride the train there’s like a 1/10 chance its gonna make me wanna vomit
I volunteered to stay 15 minutes late to cover breaks but no one came back and i was stuck there for almost an hour im literally never being nice to anyone ever again
So this might be oddly specific, but you know what I get nostalgic for? Back from like…2002-2009, when chain-emails were all the rage. And not even the type that were like “forward this to seven people for good luck,” (those too, though!) but the type that passed around comics, jokes, one-liners, and fun facts. I never see old email culture discussed, but it was sort of the precursor to social media and memes. Old people would send out political comics, or you’d get a list of funny animal facts all written in red comic sans. And the email subject would always be “FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: IN CASE YOU NEED A LAUGH…” and there would always be someone who nested something like “thanks Dan! Say hi to the kids!”
And don’t even get me started on toolbars like “Smiley Central” that basically let you use emojis in your email before emojis were cool. And that you could attach MIDIs to emails so they’d play when people opened them? Animated backgrounds? GLITTER TEXT? Man I miss emails.
the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i’d last left off
I only ended up having to do customer service for 1.5 hours but i got bored and started remembering how i got drunk last weekend and told my cishet man friend about how i wanted a baby and also wished i had a penis 🙄🤢 he didnot need to know all that givxhjvj
