I find the Death Note on the ground and pick it up but I don’t read the boring shit inside the cover so I just take the weird goth notebook home with me and drop it in my drawer with all the other ones and don’t touch it for the next six months until I need something for dnd notes or something so I just write shit like “SKULL IN BARREL?” or “HOT LADY ORCS WITH CHAINSAWS” and my shinigami hates my fucking guts so I never see him
ah, to be a teen fish in ocean during the mid-late 2000’s chatting on water on my water, listening to water on water and watching mid 2000’s crab while eating algae…
had a dream that i found an x-files video game for the original xbox called “X-Files: Scully’s Ability” and after looking it up online i found out the game was notorious for making male gamers cum hands-free just from playing it and it had a devoted community focused around lasting as long as you can without cumming and someone even maintained a website that tracked every “no cum” attempt and the score was 1966 to 0 right below a geocities-style image of a smug scully smoking
