U guys are just jealous bc it didn’t occur to u to dye the white cloth masks u stole from work a strange dingy pink with hot red 711 juice and salt
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gabe-itches-md asked:
dear mr j, sometimes in the mornings my cat jumps up onto my shoulders and starts purring and licking my face. i have to carry her while she does this, because she refuses to be put down. she has been doing this since she was a kitten, but is an adult now. i don't know why she does this, do you have any idea?
① she wants you to be cared about her because of love
② she wants you to groom you because of love
③ she wants you to get up and have a breakfast with you because of love
god made us mutuals cause he knew if we met in real life we’d be the next simon and garfunkel
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I loooove water melon so much it’s just like eating like Whatever