it’s a mound of flesh, right? and it keeps forming eyes capable of looking at you. and the longer you look at it, the more openings appear. and at first the openings are full of what looks like legs, which move aside to reveal a flower, which unfurls to reveal a fleshy orifice studded with teeth moving towards you with great power and longing.
and it’s like, the central tragedy is that none of these men know each other on a level intimate enough to see through the imitation. when keith david turns and asks them how they’re supposed to tell if he’s an imitation or not, none of them can honestly say that they know him well enough to test how deeply it runs; he may as well be a stranger to him. when baby slut kurt russell mentions that the long johns could be anybody’s, it means that he isn’t able to tell whose they are by taking a good long whiff of the crotch and armpits. the secret weapon that could have successfully circumvented the thing was the time these men should have spent intimately exploring each other’s bodies. I have a job interview tomorrow. I need to get this out of my system now.
I think about the voynich manuscript all the time bc you might have an idea that you and your friends work on for YEARS, probably in secret, so you can pull an extreme prank/hoax, and there are undoubtedly points in the process where you and/or your friends think, is this really worth it? and you want to give up but instead you persevere and 500 years later people, smart people with degrees in subjects you can barely imagine, are still losing their shit trying to figure out your prank/hoax like that rules so much humanity at its absolute greatest
The lock on the door to our windowless little office is broken we’ve been stuck in here for at least 20 minutes while various security guards jiggle various keys in it im gonna
The security guards keep asking if we’re ok and my coworkers keep saying yeah we’re fine ^u^ excuse me I feel like a bat in a suitcase
The lock on the door to our windowless little office is broken we’ve been stuck in here for at least 20 minutes while various security guards jiggle various keys in it im gonna
mister j do you think your new kitty friend is so aggressive because he is learning to fight and hunt to protect the house with you??? or is he just too young and full of energy that must be expressed by running around the house very very fast and biting ankles
