the-tryhard-twihard:

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

(via excusemethatsnotcanon)

grox:

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

(via honted)

hollowtones:
“lmaonade:
“ lmaonade:
“ok. fantastic
”
oh seal is a musician i can’t tell if that makes it funnier or not
”
This is Seal.
”

hollowtones:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

ok. fantasticΒ 

oh seal is a musician i can’t tell if that makes it funnier or notΒ 

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This is Seal.

(via toastpotent)

amnhnyc:
“Meet the greater bilby (Macrotis lagotis)! As a nocturnal marsupial from Australia, it spends most of its day hanging out in deep burrows, which can be as far as 10 feet (3 meters) below the surface. It’s an expert digger equipped with...

amnhnyc:

Meet the greater bilby (Macrotis lagotis)! As a nocturnal marsupial from Australia, it spends most of its day hanging out in deep burrows, which can be as far as 10 feet (3 meters) below the surface. It’s an expert digger equipped with strong, clawed forelimbs. The female’s pouch faces backwards—preventing soil from entering the pouch while the mother digs! Its enormous ears help this insect-hunter hear termites and other prey underground.
Photo: Bernard DUPONT, CC BY-SA 2.0, flickr
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUIKPGYrPc8/?utm_medium=tumblr

(via typhlonectes)

butchfaith:

love going to the h&m mens section and seeing other butches transmascs and genderweirds. lets unionise

(via aradiamegido)

conspiring-limabean:

vergak:

vergak:

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Holding her like a talisman

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(via honted)

aphony-cree:
“The unwind
”

aphony-cree:

The unwind

(via mollyjames)

pjharvey:

so is there a cardadad 😏

(via inrainbows-deactivated20211029)

asker

Anonymous asked:

Where you the person behind the bear and cop show scam?