her: iβm breaking up with you because of your southern gentleman character.
me: hoo-wee. pour me some of that sweet tea there, peaches. ah do seem to be perspirinβ mightily
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Late Meiji period (1900-1912). A rinzu (damask) silk kimono featuring imaginary “karabana” flowers.
the difference between being a tumblr funnyman and a girl blogger is that tumblr funnymen are cold and calculated, meanwhile girl blogger’s textposts spew from a vessel in their mind as if they are possessed by satan
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Tsunaina by Jameela Elfaki for Azeema Magazine
lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens
pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.
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