I felt so sexy at my friends house tonight bc I didn’t know all the social media platforms were down i was like oh umm idk i guess I wasn’t on my phone much? Ted kaczynski whom…
the funniest tiktoker to me is the guy who’s tattooing their own legs every day for a year (up to day 241 rn) and all the tattoos look like dogshit and everyone is so so fucking mad in the comments but the guy simply could not care less. vibing.
i got really paranoid while high last night and burst into tears on a discord call because i was couldnt stop thinking about how awful it would be if this tire rolled up and crushed me like a gogurt. my best friend tried to calm me down by telling me that i would hear it coming because the tire is so big, but that only made me start sobbing inconsolably because i started imagining getting disoriented by the loud tire WHILE being run over. for some reason i was really hung up on the idea of hearing this giant tire approaching me (knocking down trees along the way) and being too terrified of the noise to run away – much like a frightened deer. anyways i’m never smoking weed again and i’m throwing my bong away
“In this vacuum-sealed artificial paradise, utopia turns to dystopia, the American Dream to consumerist nightmare. It is not a new story, but Ms. Rohrer gives it a cool, acerbic bite.” - Ken Johnson on the work of Jessica Rohrer
Behold: My mother posing in the fall sweater that I painted for her. It features exotic varieties of pumpkins and sunflowers. Though I won’t have time to take any commissions for painted clothing until December, I still have plenty of stock (including some fall stuff) on my @etsy. Check it all out here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/OHArtisticOddities
