Migraines are so funny its like a handful of seemingly random factors combine and your brain is like 🚨🚨Initiate Self Destruct Sequence. And chronic migraines are especially funny bc it happens all the time it’s like oh it’s tuesday and we are 2mL below optimal hydration levels 🚨initiate self destruct🚨. But instead of dying you just suffer for hours and hours and then your brain is like well she’s still alive. The operation was a success good work everyone!! Hilarious
Handsome older men are enchanted by my neurological disorder
Migraines are so funny its like a handful of seemingly random factors combine and your brain is like 🚨🚨Initiate Self Destruct Sequence. And chronic migraines are especially funny bc it happens all the time it’s like oh it’s tuesday and we are 2mL below optimal hydration levels 🚨initiate self destruct🚨. But instead of dying you just suffer for hours and hours and then your brain is like well she’s still alive. The operation was a success good work everyone!! Hilarious
Always falling into a hole, then saying “ok, this is not your grave, get out of this hole,” getting out of the hole which is not the grave, falling into a hole again, saying “ok, this is also not your grave, get out of this hole,” getting out of that hole, falling into another one; sometimes falling into a hole within a hole, or many holes within holes, getting out of them one after the other, then falling again, saying “this is not your grave, get out of the hole”; sometimes being pushed, saying “you can not push me into this hole, it is not my grave,” and getting out defiantly, then falling into a hole again without any pushing; sometimes falling into a set of holes whose structures are predictable, ideological, and long dug, often falling into this set of structural and impersonal holes; sometimes falling into holes with other people, with other people, saying “this is not our mass grave, get out of this hole,” all together getting out of the hole together, hands and legs and arms and human ladders of each other to get out of the hole that is not the mass grave but that will only be gotten out of together; sometimes the willful-falling into a hole which is not the grave because it is easier than not falling into a hole really, but then once in it, realizing it is not the grave, getting out of the hole eventually; sometimes falling into a hole and languishing there for days, weeks, months, years, because while not the grave very difficult, still, to climb out of and you know after this hole there’s just another and another; sometimes surveying the landscape of holes and wishing for a high quality final hole; sometimes thinking of who has fallen into holes which are not graves but might be better if they were; sometimes too ardently contemplating the final hole while trying to avoid the provisional ones; sometimes dutifully falling and getting out, with perfect fortitude, saying “look at the skill and spirit with which I rise from that which resembles the grave but isn’t!“
Went out to dinner w my friend tonight n one of the waiters was someone we both went to high school with and he was like whos that on your shirt n i said idk i got it at a strip mall and he said it looked like me and i said uhm. Ok and then I spent $8 on a mocktail that was 80% crushed ice
