can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh
You’re on tumblr. In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You don’t learn anything new in school. If you’re not, you’re probably one of the popular people who logs on only every once in a while to update your crappy blog with things no one cares about and doesn’t even understand our jokes and should’ve stayed on facebook.
“On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:
‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.
The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.
In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.
When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.
By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”
“[list of traits common to many or all cats] I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” is the cat owner’s creed
The guys at the weed store made fun of me bc I didn’t know what shape i was supposed make with my body when they approached me w a metal detector wand :(
The Hot Soda vending machine at my job has 1) restocked cherry coke zero and 2) is once again distributing cans of soda at my preferred temperature, which is cold. USA!! USA! USA!!! USA!!
