chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

(via speakingintongues1983mp3download)

official-kircheis:

official-kircheis:

afloweroutofstone:

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A press release sent to a journalist I follow. It’s time to start oppressing the astrologists

BUt WhaT’s ThE hArM??!? LeT PeOpLe EnJoY tHe StArS

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(via screamydreamy)

My dream for the future of earth is that for halloween we start convincing children that dracula and frankenstein and freddy krueger are real magical beings like we did with santa >:) and then its like ooooh you guys better dress up in costumes and get candy or jason will chop you up with a machete!!!

unexplained-events:

A 15 year old boy discovers that the bookshelf in his room covers up a spiral staircase that leads to a hidden crawlspace and posts pictures of what he finds on the internet.

When he crawled through the space he discovered a small room that contained items that had mysteriously disappeared from around the house. These items included sheets, halloween candy the boy had recently got and a few toys. There was also a strange key amongst the items found.

The family evacuated the house and the police was called. They reported that whoever was living there was only there temporarily.

(via unexplained-events)

kittenchomp:

ace-bestos:

i see two anime girls kissing and i feel nothing, this isnt a win for wlw, these things are barely human and they represent women as much as green M&M does

the green m&m is more woman than you could handle

(via zsnes)

randomgermancupcake:

mariamlovesyou:

losing my mind losing my mind

N64 graphical glitch

(via weepycat)

peonygraduate:

americanpsyco:

chcialembyc:

moami:

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

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cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

die frankfurterschörtener

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

vedurnan-archive:

waiting 15 minutes for a food service worker to notice me and morosely asking if they serve “female bugs”

(via foreverial)

jeezypetes:

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Laaaaaaaadieeeeeees it’s that time of year again….

I wish violent tv and movies actually desensitized people to violence i saw something violent and fucked up on the metro today and i immediately burst into tears

I either peaked in 5th grade or I haven’t peaked yet and i might not find out til i die

People who peaked in college think they’re better than people who peaked in high school. Hilarious

Doctors hate her.. they keep sticking her with needles! Ow ow ow ow ow :(

asker

rubeetle asked:

rate your anti-sex playlist

uglygirlstatus:

it can be a pro sex playlist depending on how strong your resolve is

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hannahlockillustration:
“Midnight Wandering Ghost.
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hannahlockillustration:

Midnight Wandering Ghost.

(via hannahlockillustration)