quadrupleshotgunhallway:

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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woppy42:

this thread on Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn is the funniest thing i’ve read in my life. please enjoy

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SEX SEX SEX SEXUAL INTRIGUE DEEPLY EROTIC

bearhugs-2021:
“by Hannie Heere
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bearhugs-2021:

by Hannie Heere  

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gunsandfireandshit:

themythicalcodfish:

chairicon:

chairicon:

chairicon:

Are any of y'all aware that there’s been four zebras loose in the Maryland suburbs for a month?

Seriously I cannot believe everyone isn’t talking about this.

I feel like I’m going insane. There’s been five (not Four!) Zebras in Maryland unaccounted for and no one is talking about this.

Better yet, they’ve split into two groups - a duo and a trio - and if they survive the winter, which is entirely likely, professional opinion is that this could be the start of a Maryland zebra population.

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houliwife:

YES. may i introduce you to the estée lauder froggy perfume compacts

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embessie:

dailyflicks:

And where do you get off telling me what’s right? 
You can’t just leave her.

DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

For a moment I forgot this scene occurs after she finds out he abandoned Penny after getting her pregnant, and thought it was just an appropriate response to a boy handing you The Fountainhead

(via screamydreamy)

There’s an email i need to respond to but I’m stymied bc the guy asked for a “brief statement of your career goals (a paragraph or two is fine!)” and i just. I have no idea

swarmisazergling:

coolcatgroup:

Ok pls I need someone to decipher this Russian message to English it’s important

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Roughly, it means: 

“I’m just trolling you, what? Gently I just take this and troll a little, softly. And you are behaving like you don’t understand this. You understand, that I am just trolling you a little, that’s all? I’m not swearing, not calling you names, just trolling lightly. I didn’t know that you are so sensitive and will react like this is some kind of attack, like I’m aggressive and mean. I am not mean at all, I only trolled a little and stopped. Forgive me, of course, if it seemed to you that it was too strong, but I honestly did not think that this would offend you. I only wanted to slightly troll you, and then stop. Then go do my own things, while you on the other side of the country sit trolled.“ 

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glisteringlord:

automatic bread slicer

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perfectfashiondetails:

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Simone Rocha Spring 2021

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