is-the-owl-video-cute:

mellifexfarm:

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this is my favorite chick from this batch of babies

Horus did their eyeliner.

(via todaysbird)

jeezypetes:

Listenโ€”the situationโ€” i have a headache teasing at the edges of a migraine. Tolerable pain on top of my head, roughly yarmulke sized but occasionally flaring down into my eyes and jaw and neck. I have taken 2 advil, 2 excedrin, and 1 sumatriptan. I have an hour and a half left in my shift. Iโ€™m supposed to attend a screening of Renfield in five and a half hours. The cinema is at a mall over an hour from my workplace. Everything depends on if i can get enough thc into my bloodstream to tolerate the pain of Movie while not getting too high to function in Mall. And of course I donโ€™t want to do drugs at work but i do want to hide somewhere dark. But I canโ€™t bc there are coworkers around. And their movements are unpredictable

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Heโ€™s the only person who knows what Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ’•

Listen—the situation— i have a headache teasing at the edges of a migraine. Tolerable pain on top of my head, roughly yarmulke sized but occasionally flaring down into my eyes and jaw and neck. I have taken 2 advil, 2 excedrin, and 1 sumatriptan. I have an hour and a half left in my shift. I’m supposed to attend a screening of Renfield in five and a half hours. The cinema is at a mall over an hour from my workplace. Everything depends on if i can get enough thc into my bloodstream to tolerate the pain of Movie while not getting too high to function in Mall. And of course I don’t want to do drugs at work but i do want to hide somewhere dark. But I can’t bc there are coworkers around. And their movements are unpredictable

coughloop:

Xenomorph pussy got me screaming and crying in the vents even though I shouldn’t risk making a sound

miggsboson:

miggsboson:

It hurt, but I donโ€™t regret it.ย 

oh i forgot to add the coffee in question lmfao

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(via foryourhealth)

dappermouth:
“ghost summers fade into night.
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dappermouth:

ghost summers fade into night.

(via redlipstickresurrected)

iwilleatyourenglish:

sheila-badeila:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

trying to imagine a lovely scenario with my boyfriend and he is being unfair and unkind

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everyone sucks

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the reviews are in

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it is a log of mayonnaise stuffed with canned fruit

the sentiment stands. Iโ€™ll try any food once.

yโ€™all should love yourselves more

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

(via inneskeeper)