JDBDHSBSHSHSJDVSSHSJSBSVH how is he saying this unironically
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#but my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse no album out yeah my moneys so tall that my barbies gotta climb it hotter#than the middle eastern climate climate tony matterone dutty wine it wine it nicki on them titties when i sign it why these ***** so one#track minded but really really I don’t give a F U C K forget barbie fuck nicki cuz she’s fake im on a diet but my pockets eating cheesecake#besides yay they cant stand besides me i think you me n him should menage friday PINK WIG THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIPLASH I THINK BIG GET CASH#MAKE EM BLINK FAST NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IM A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER!!!!#jesus i still know all that. forgot how to use commas
I just had a dream that there was a long post with just weather maps of North America along with warnings like “if you live in the southeast US, don’t leave your windows open tonight!! Its going to get really cold!!!!”” reblogged with an updated weather map that was like “op makes a good point but failed to point out the severe drought in the midwest” etc etc. is this anything. Let’s get #theweather trending
you guys hate on ives apricot scrub but then talk about yaoi….. that leaves microtears in your brain
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Me n my pop pop used to read the grasshopper and the ants together every time we visited… republican ass fairy tale…
