this remains my favorite comment ever to be posted on reddit
i love the people jokingly tagging this as “kafkaesque” because the context is a redditor read kafka as a horny teen and developed a cockroach fetish because of it
Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.
my mom and I used to play a game with the Coldwater Creek catalog called “find me something to wear to a dogfight” and we never did but we had so much fun reading the astonishing purple descriptions to each other
this may be the replacement
I had forgotten the name of this catalogue, so thank you for that, and I strongly recommend having a look at their sex toy section because it is very silly in the way that sex toy sites often are, and also includes this:
Which, NGL, I kind of want.
Is it wrong that I kind of don’t trust them to use body-safe materials tho?
No, a lot of the vibes that they have are the kind of shitty jelly dongs that you get as a free gift when you buy a real dildo. Don’t pay fifty bucks for a see-through rabbit vibe with thrusting action, buds. If you get one as a free gift throw a condom on it if you use it and consider it disposable because it’s probably going to tear or melt.
But the Pyramid Catalogue does have some good, body-safe silicone toys. It looks like it’s got a lot of the same stuff that you’d find on Adam & Eve or another sex toy wholesaler.
