Martha stewart got my gmail address somehow and sent me a listicle of her favorite bar cookie recipes which of course I opened and how im tormented by buttery cookie cravings while at work where i have naught to eat but leftover pasta and strawberry yogurt. A thousand curses upon the stewart household
It is Uncouth to drink blood directly from a human’s neck in some back alley like a miscreant. You don’t even know where that human’s been. You could get blood all over your chin and clothes, like a slovenly barbarian. No table manners whatsoever
I Only drink blood that comes from trusted sources and has been tested thoroughly for cleanliness, then heated in a carafe and served in a Fancy Teacup
