I just had one of those naps thats like a demon emerged from the mattress dimension grabbed me by the skull and dragged me halfway down into the underworld and left me there between worlds for hours
The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness
viewing the existence of god like most atheists view astrology (a concept you can have fun with even if don’t believe in it) and viewing astrology like most atheists view the existence of god (seething rage that anyone could believe in it)
Why must all fictional characters have such poor interview techniques… why must they always leave after asking 2-3 questions while wandering around somewhere thematically significant?? I KNOW it’s important to maintain narrative tension but come on
(Cook as u normally would for soup, starting w onions, adding stock last. Simmer for ~20 minutes until all veggies are very tender. Puree in blender. Return to stove and add:)
I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.
