Hmmmmm 5 years ago today i was a grad school dropout dog walker/pizza receptionist in boston in a ldl with my best friend in california i had no idea what i was going to do about anything
This is the only picture i still have from that period. Despite everything my bangs were cute
Hmmmmm 5 years ago today i was a grad school dropout dog walker/pizza receptionist in boston in a ldl with my best friend in california i had no idea what i was going to do about anything
imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything
Imagine: you’re a Dutch cloth salesman named Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, and you want to take a closer look at your threads, so you make a microscope. Then you get very interested in making microscopes, and you start making better ones. Like really good, powerful for the time microscopes, without formal training, just because you like looking at stuff.
At the insistence of your doctor friend, you send the notes you’ve been taking to The Royal Society in London. They say “that’s nice” and put it on the fridge. Overjoyed, you keep sending them drawings and notes about all the stuff you see, and they give you a fatherly hair tousle.
Then you tell them you’ve found tiny animals under your microscope, and they yell that you’re full of shit, sending a brigade of scientists to your house. It takes them a year to believe you.
You’re sweet on me, honey, forever
My queen bee and me together
Forever
You’re stuck with me, honey, forever
It might sting, but just surrender
Forever
You’re hooked on me, honey, forever
My queen bee and me together
Forever
Honoring my biological urge to gather by scouring the semi-cultivated wilderness of the spotify algorithm to find the ripest and tastiest songs to bring home to my playlists
Honoring my biological urge to hunt by digging pits outside of taylor swifts house and covering them with woven mats and dead leaves
Honoring my biological urge to gather by scouring the semi-cultivated wilderness of the spotify algorithm to find the ripest and tastiest songs to bring home to my playlists
