I’m in my diarrhea era /serius

rednines:

vicholas:

im looking at this thread of someone pointing out that knowyourmeme documents mostly 4chan and reddit stuff and neglects even the most popular tumblr stuff and it’s so messed up. they don’t have oppa homeless style. they don’t have I see no difference love is love. they don’t have teacher resigned. they don’t have oysters. what do they even have.

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They invented this for bitches like me who don’t have cars but still want to make my friends listen to the same podcasts as me. Unfortunately there’s no way to force my friends to participate

witchblade:

alright well snift

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jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

I can’t believe it took me until i only had one semester of grad school left to figure this out but the secret writing a ten page paper in a night with minimal suffering is to throw your phone into the laundry basket so you can only look at it on bathroom and snack breaks and take naps when you get bored instead of catching up on all your webcomics

Ohhhhh my god i forgot to include A thesis statement literally never take advice from me

Last week i went to marshals to get purple conditioner bc sometimes they have a fancy brand i like for cheap but they didn’t have it so i got another brand and a cute blouse and a furry hooded cape and i got a little lost in the store bc i was slightly stoned. AND THEN when i was taking a shower i put the new goopb in my hair and it was sudsy and I realized I’d accidentally gotten the shampoo instead so the next day i went to the cvs bc its closer and got another nonpreferred brand of purple conditioner there and the next time i showered the SAME THING HAPPENED I GOT SHAMPOO AGAIN

jeezypetes:

I can’t believe it took me until i only had one semester of grad school left to figure this out but the secret writing a ten page paper in a night with minimal suffering is to throw your phone into the laundry basket so you can only look at it on bathroom and snack breaks and take naps when you get bored instead of catching up on all your webcomics

Ohhhhh my god i forgot to include A thesis statement literally never take advice from me

theropoda-deactivated20211210:

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I can’t believe it took me until i only had one semester of grad school left to figure this out but the secret writing a ten page paper in a night with minimal suffering is to throw your phone into the laundry basket so you can only look at it on bathroom and snack breaks and take naps when you get bored instead of catching up on all your webcomics

1n0c:

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dommeunist:

tricotfurry:

that’s interesting, using “horny jail” memes when you’re a prison abolitionist 🧐

“horny jail” is my public infrastructure program that converts decommissioned prisons to kink dungeons for catgirls

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