“Monogamy is natural” “polyamory is natural” shut the fuck up nothing is natural we are all stupid little robot dolls playing house while god is away and when he gets back we all have to freeze like in Toy story that’s why you sleep at night idiot
I can’t even like forensically figure out what happened when i crashed my scooter yesterday. I got one bruise on my right shoulder and one on my left knee but was otherwise unharmed. A bunch of stuff flew out of my backpack and scattered on the street in front of me. I was so sure my glasses fell off I spent a minute looking for them before realizing they were still on my face. Like six people asked if i was ok it was humiliating
Why does every muscle in my body hurt. Is it bc i crashed my scooter yesterday and did an accidental somersault on the concrete and then spent this morning having vigorous gay sex. I can’t help the way i am lord forgive me
So I was sitting here in a bar and this guy comes up to me and he said, “My life stinks”, and I saw his gold credit card and I saw the way that he was looking at people across the room, and I looked at his face - and you know, quite a good looking face - and I just said, “Dude, your perspective on life sucks!”
