It’s so sad that cats can’t taste sugar like they think a piece of dry meat flavored kibble is so tasty but they’re wrong its actually gross but they can’t enjoy sweet or spicy food so they’ll never know…

kallistoi:

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I think i cured whatevers been wrong w my tummy for the last week plus by going home and eating five servings of rice and two cups of hot choccy w marshmallows over the course of 12 hours

How come the highest rise u can get on jeans now is like 10 inches 😞 what happened to all the long pelvised ladies since the 70s… they are trying to breed us out of the population via artificial selection 😞

valentinaur:

mandarin clementine tangerine whoever named the citrus family did an amazing job

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questionablepastries:

iamoutofideas:

sweetgrass-soul:

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more natural dyes: the blue was made with red cabbage + cornflowers and the purple was made with blackberries + maple bark. plants are magical.

I’m so sorry but I thought this was nyquil spaghetti

Lean cuisine

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transgenderer:

I think we should all get ports installed in our sinuses to let off the pressure. For health and safety

jeezypetes:

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I misst my kitty cat so bad when i was away!! I think she missed me too she ran around the house yelling and acting crazy for two hours after i got home

Omg she’s sooooo pretty and her cat loves her so much

guillerhomo:

trophy wife and house husband couple. nobody does anything but clean and have gay sex

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presidentofthehotgirlclub:

hi guys what the fuck <3

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Holding my purring cat in my arms and thinking, you weren’t meant to be alone either, huh? Neither of us was meant to be alone