i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat
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Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim
I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.
Recipes from Portland’s famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager’s death. All of these fucking slap.
For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!
Hello, Mr. J. In front of you is a paper slide door. You have one hour to resist the urge to crinkle it. Fail and you will receive the funny face penalty.
