My mom’s like i bought you ingredients to make ratatouille 😇 girl its december….. 🙄

howglorygoes:

weepingandgnashingofteeth:

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any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye

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Do you guys ever think about what your life would be like if you’d made different decisions when you were younger and become overwhelmed with grief for the person you could have become

Pomegranates pistachios and peanuts in the shell <- foods that make u feel like a primate

everythingfox:

Crow having fun by himself at a children’s playground

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I drove for 5+ hours on the highway this weekend AMA

ilovyou-deactivated20220120:

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favorite kate spade wicker bags

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weirdchristmas:
“Meat Man!
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weirdchristmas:

Meat Man!

vergak:

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exitwound:

my therapist says i experienced intergenerational trauma because i remember when i was a bird and my beak couldn’t fit in the flower to drink nectar so i died before i could reproduce

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midiport:

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tumblr university uniform

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did-you-know:

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Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot.

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yancakes:
“aww-cute-animals:
“Rabbit vs. Hare”
one of them is bigger by uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by a hare
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yancakes:

aww-cute-animals:

Rabbit vs. Hare

one of them is bigger by uh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by a hare

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typhlonectes:

fizzygoldfish:

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This looks like the leaf beetle, Hemipyxis semiviridis.