My mom’s like i bought you ingredients to make ratatouille 😇 girl its december….. 🙄
any female born after 1993 canβt cookβ¦ all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye
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Do you guys ever think about what your life would be like if you’d made different decisions when you were younger and become overwhelmed with grief for the person you could have become
Pomegranates pistachios and peanuts in the shell <- foods that make u feel like a primate
I drove for 5+ hours on the highway this weekend AMA
my therapist says i experienced intergenerational trauma because i remember when i was a bird and my beak couldn’t fit in the flower to drink nectar so i died before i could reproduce
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Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot.
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Rabbit vs. Hare
one of them is bigger by uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by a hare
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This looks like the leaf beetle, Hemipyxis semiviridis.




















