some type of adult girl

shiftythrifting:

this leek on a plaque i found at goodwill

strawberrycinema:

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jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

If i was chopped producer I would put a pigs head in every basket

First episode

Pigs head in the appetizer basket: not funny

Pigs head in the main course basket: kinda funny

Pigs head in the dessert basket: hilarious

Episodes 2 and 3 of pigs head in every basket: not funny

Episode 4 of pigs head in every basket: pretty funny

Episodes 5-39 of pigs head in every basket: funniness varies unpredictably based on media attention and meme development. ardent chopped fans follow closely, like jeopardy fans following a new champion, some hoping for Pigs Head to fail and others hoping it lasts forever

Episode 40: first two rounds of pigs head basket proceed as expected. The judges are grim and severe (they are all sick of eating pigs head). There is a significant delay in filming the dessert round. When the last two contestants open the dessert baskets, each finds the roasted head of one of the contestants that was chopped in a previous round. The last two chefs look up at Ted Allen, their eyes pleading. His face is impassive. “The clock starts now,” Ted says. The chefs begin to cook, their hands shaking as they shave flesh from the faces of their fallen competitors. They both make bread pudding. The judges eat the desserts silently. Maneet Chauhan has tears pouring down her cheeks. No winner is announced. The show is over. The promise of Chopped has been fulfilled.

jeezypetes:

If i was chopped producer I would put a pigs head in every basket

First episode

Pigs head in the appetizer basket: not funny

Pigs head in the main course basket: kinda funny

Pigs head in the dessert basket: hilarious

Episodes 2 and 3 of pigs head in every basket: not funny

Episode 4 of pigs head in every basket: pretty funny

Episodes 5-39 of pigs head in every basket: funniness varies unpredictably based on media attention and meme development. ardent chopped fans follow closely, like jeopardy fans following a new champion, some hoping for Pigs Head to fail and others hoping it lasts forever

If i was chopped producer I would put a pigs head in every basket

julietjardin:

18th Century German chatelaine scent bottle, hand finished crystal, inner stopper, ornate silver mounts of angels and putti. Silver and makers marks.

*Illustrated Scent and Scent Bottles by Edmund Launert

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april:

“printer” is a special box with a demon inside it

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plushav:

Little Nook Bluebell Bear

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

the-real-numbers:

Very happy I do not work in finance. Imagine having to explain this

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Glad I didn’t go to work today bc apparently my boss is looking for the electric knife sharpener i took home while he was on paternity leave. Unfortunately he is very concerned w “rules” etc so i will have to find a plausible place in the lab to hide and then pretend to discover it 😞

I don’t wanna get regular married anymore i want to get mormon married…. I want someone to promise to stay with me postmortem i want to live on a planet with her forever…

oneheadtoanother:

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mugwomps:

tikkety-tok:

such rage in such a little body

Gonna fuck you up. Gonna kill you.

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