severalowls:

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were “everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord” which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

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bigclitsupremacy:

skulsakz:

Zaina Miuccia photographed by Ivar Wigan for Gut Magazine

@diewhitewoman strong Lauren vibes here

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ryebreadgf:

baby can i b ur profen

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Why are cryptids all big. There should be many tiny cryptids its much likelier. ​there should be a million made up bugs for me to kinda believe in

wattse:

Hibernation would fix me

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ratfuck:

why buy lettuce its literally always poisoned or w/e eat spinach its taste better and gives you popeye arms to tear shit up

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everythingfox:

“The proud mother cat presenting her kittens to her human as a sign of trust”

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mordmardok:
“Fungal mycelia
©James Chester
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mordmardok:

Fungal mycelia
©James Chester

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skoople:

can someone hold my hand or give me fruit pieces to eat? i look like this btw

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NIGHTJARS

etakeh:

You heard me.Ā Ā 

Nightjars.

They are the BEST birds.Ā  Don’t come at me with BUT CORVIDS y’all know Corvids aren’t birds, they’re magic.

Anyway.Ā  Nightjars.Ā  Why nightjars, you might ask.Ā  Well let me tellĀ  you why.

I’ve already told you about the Tawny Frogmouth

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But there is also the Great Eared Nightjar

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Pennant-winged Nightjar

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Standard-winged Nightjar. Yes, those are part of its wings. No, I don’t know WTF.

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This oddly shaped stump.Ā  haha tricked you!Ā  It’s a Tawny frogmouth and baby.

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Lyretail Nightjar.Ā  again, why.Ā  again, no idea.

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Australian owlet-nightjar

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Swallowtail Nightjar.Ā  Not so fancy?Ā  look again. that mustache.

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Not into cute mustaches on birds?

Tell that to this Sickle-winged Nightjar.Ā Ā 

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Before it cuts you down with its badass wings.

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Hey another stump - wait no it’s a FROGMOUTH

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I’m not the first to have come to this conclusion. Ā 

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says right there. Ā BEST BIRD.

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Ok whatever Indian Nightjar doesn’t care what you think about it.

If you don’t agree, you can sit over there and be wrong.

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