I think it’s so important to make new year’s resolutions that are realistic and achievable for example in 2020 i resolved not to say the word “gravel” for the whole year and in 2021 i resolved to pretend to be totally unfamiliar with the concept of amnesia and with these successes under my belt for 2022 I’m resolving to pretend to have a cousin in his late 40s named Dylan who lives in alaska and is a bush pilot/fitness instructor who’s engaged to a woman in prison and he has a pet iguana and a dog that he says is ¾ wolf but I’ve seen pictures and its just a husky/german shepherd mix
